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I Have Been In Many Places, But I’ve Never Been In Cahoots

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I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots.Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there.I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work. Not an interesting place.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm and some people don’t like me there.

Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I’m getting older. When I am there I often don’t recognize it.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible, but life shows me I am not.

I have been in Trouble many times. The older I get, the easier it is to get there.

My advice? Stay out of Debt!

Written by Martyn Ballestero

December 15, 2011 at 4:14 am

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. This is fantastic!

    Dr. John Scheel

    December 15, 2011 at 10:22 am

  2. LOL….”but I’ve been to Oklahoma!!!!” (some will get this, some won’t) hahaha. Love this.

    Ramona Yandris

    December 15, 2011 at 12:20 pm

    • That’s a hoot, Ramona!

      Carlene Branham

      December 15, 2011 at 11:15 pm

  3. LOVE IT… my dad would have loved it too 🙂

    Ellen Gentry

    December 15, 2011 at 12:46 pm

  4. I love it! One place I like to stay out of is in Decisive. Once I get there I can’t seem to make up my mind which way to get out! =-D Sorry I couldn’t resist!

    Crystal Smith (Morris)

    December 15, 2011 at 2:23 pm

  5. LOL!!! Love it!!!

    Carlene Branham

    December 15, 2011 at 11:14 pm

  6. I am laughing so hard. I needed this post today! I’ve been on guilt trips WAAAAYYYY too often! lol

    Nila Marxer

    December 18, 2011 at 2:01 am

  7. I’ve been out of Sorts – and it’s really hard to get back to sometimes.

    Great read! Thanks for the chuckle!

    Stephanie Marshall Mayberry

    December 20, 2011 at 9:22 pm

    • How about in hot water, in love, or in a pickle? thanks for the laughs, I really need that. Love reading the blogs so that I can open my heart to God and say, ok, God, I’m listening, now operate!


      December 22, 2011 at 9:03 pm

  8. I use to be in Decisive, but now I am not so sure!

    I was once in Complete, but I left there last time feeling like half the person I was when I arrived.


    November 29, 2012 at 3:44 pm

  9. I’m in my seventies. Never been in Continent but I’m told I will be soon.


    December 31, 2012 at 10:52 am

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