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The Most Important Thing In The World (Almost)

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PAPER

The Most Important Thing In The World (Almost)

1. When you’re born, the Health Department gives your parents a piece of Paper.
2. Before you go home, the Hospital gives your parents lots of Paper.

3. When you start School, you have to fill out a lot of Paper.
4. Everyday you spend in School; you have to fill out more Paper.
5. Every 9 weeks, the Teacher sends some Paper home.
6. Your parents have to sign the Paper and you take it back.
7. If you miss a day at School, you have to bring Paper from home.
8. If you take your lunch to School, you take it in a brown piece of Paper.
9. When you graduate from School, they give you a piece of Paper.

10. When you go into the Military, you fill out lots of Paper.
11. Every month, the Military gives you some Paper
12. When you get out of the Military, you have to fill out a lot of Paper.
13. Then they give you a piece of Paper.

14. When you apply for a Job, you have to fill out a lot of Paper.
15. Every week, the Boss gives you some green Paper.

16. When you find a Sweetheart, you write to each other on Paper.
17. When you decide to get Married, you both sign a Paper.

18. When you buy a Car or House, you fill out a lot of Paper.
19. Every month, you give them a lot more Paper.

20. When you start Driving, you get a Paper with your Picture on it.
21. If you Drive too fast, the Police give you Paper, and you give them Paper.
22. If they stop you many times, they take your Paper away.

23. When you go to Church, and they pass the offering, you put in some Paper.
24. When you get Baptized, they give you a piece of Paper.
25. When you get your paycheck, you put 10% of your Paper in an Envelope.
26. (Even God loves Paper.)
27. The Preacher stands at the Pulpit and reads what’s written on the Paper.

28. When you Sin, God’s writes it on a Paper.
29. When you Repent, He blots the Paper out.
30. When you obey Acts 2:38, God puts your name down on some Paper.

31. When you Die, it comes out in the Paper.
32. They Verify you are Dead, by giving your Family a piece of Paper.
33. When you get to Heaven, you better hope your Name is written on the Paper!

(Even if you just want to go to the bathroom, you still Need Paper.)

Written by Martyn Ballestero

January 2, 2010 at 10:43 am

Posted in Humor

3 Responses

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  1. very funny

    John Carroll

    January 3, 2010 at 9:34 pm

  2. HAHA!! Awesome!

    Marisa

    January 4, 2010 at 9:34 am

  3. there have been times when no paper was available..very troubling…

    Tim Marshall

    January 4, 2010 at 11:28 am


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