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Things You Never Want To Hear

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Things You Never Want To Hear

Your Doctor Say

  • There’s no cure.
  • You have Cancer!
  • He’s having a heart attack!
  • Your lab work is back and I’m afraid it doesn’t look good.
  • The baby was still-born.
  • You have about ten days to two weeks to live.

Your Spouse Say

  • I don’t love you!
  • I’m seeing someone else.
  • Get out of my sight.
  • You’re not welcome here.
  • It’s too late.
  • I’m filing for divorce.
  • Don’t ever speak to me again.
  • I hate you.
  • My heart has turned cold.

A Parent Say

  • She ran away last night.
  • I’m sorry you were ever born.

The Police Say

  • You are under arrest.
  • Your granddaughter just committed suicide.

The Judge Say

  • Life without parole

The Pilot Say

  • The engines have failed and this plane is going to crash.
  • We’ve been hijacked.

Anyone Say

  • I am here to repossess your car.
  • We’re broke.
  • They turned the utilities off.
  • This is a stick up.
  • He’s been unfaithful.
  • Fire!
  • I think God has cut me off
  • The rapture just took place and we are left behind.

The Pastor Say

  • She’s backslid.
  • God turned them over to a delusion.
  • He doesn’t believe the message anymore.

The Lord Say

  • Depart from Me, ye workers of iniquity, I never knew you.

Written by Martyn Ballestero

April 27, 2014 at 10:22 am

Posted in Christian Living

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