Posts Tagged ‘Immodesty’
Two Things You’d Never Expect To See Under The Same Roof!
Two Things You’d Never Expect To See Under The Same Roof!
Ice Cream Parlor & Bicycle Repair
Burglar Alarms & Hot Dog Stand
Mortuary & CB Shop
Auto Sales & Tanning Booth
Barber Shop & Chicken Farm
Bowling Alley & French Bakery
Transmission Repair & Pedicures
Hot Donuts & Cold Storage
Taxidermy & Petting Zoo
Roofing & Marriage Counseling
Day Care & Optometry
Palm Reading & Pet Detective
Service Station & Office Supplies
Recording Studio & Crop Dusting
Auto Parts & Dating Service
Financial Advisory & Bait Shop
Furniture Upholstering & Valet Parking Service
Slaughter House & Florist
Concrete Finishing & Dog Grooming
Drywall Service & Tax Preparation
Tractor Tires & TV Repair
Driver’s Ed & Firecrackers
Dentistry & Stump Grinding
Bar-BQ & Shoe Repair
Chimney Repair & Ski Instruction
Welling Digging & Wig Shop
Building Demolition & Hearing Aids
Lawn Care & Diaper Service
Gun Repair & Wedding Announcements
Wedding Photography & Radiator Repair
Accounting & Dog Walking Service
Tattoo Parlor & Divorce Mediation
Auto Detailing & Tuxedo Rentals
Laundry Service & Pest Control
Blacksmithing & Banjo Repair
Estate Planning & Fish Market
Notary Service & Welding Shop
Malt Shop & Fitness Center
Carpet Laying & Web Hosting
Auto Painting & Paralegal Service
Travel Agency & Bail Bonds
Motel & Wig Shop
Real Estate & Alterations
Beauty Shop & Carburetor Repair
Deli & Dog Kennel
Graphic Design & Fresh Farm Eggs
Fresh Vegetables & Septic Service
Pizza & Acupuncture
Wedding Chapel & Wrecker Service
Apostolics & Immodest Apparel
They’re Everywhere!!
They’re Everywhere!!
They never used to be seen in Pentecostal Churches, but they are now. If they were ever seen in church in the old days, an embarrassed apology was made. But not any more!
Now, they come to many church and do not mind being obvious about showing up. They seem to enjoy the attention they attract, too.
Some of the time they come to church and no one notices them when they walk in, after they finally sit down. Then it’s like, they say Boo! and get your attention. They sure know how to catch folks off guard.
How times have changed!
I remember them never being seen in church anywhere years ago. But now, they’ve evidently got religion and so they come to almost every service.
In the old days, someone would try to help them hide from if they came, and make sure they stayed out of sight, but no effort is being made anymore. They seem to enjoy being seen in church. More and more of the folks are becoming comfortable around them.
Now, they come to our General Conferences, Camp Meetings, Rallies and especially Sunday Morning Services. They love to be seen and enjoy the attention and the limelight found even on the platform.
Actually, the few that are unhappy to see them in church any more… now just turn their heads and try to ignore them. Like an ostrich with it’s head in the sand.
It used to be a problem when they showed up anywhere, especially church. But now, they’ve even come to church with some preacher’s wives and daughters. Go figure.
What am I talking about?
I’m talking about Knees.
They’re Everywhere!!
They’re Seen Everywhere In Church Nowadays. Why?