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Two Things You’d Never Expect To See Under The Same Roof!

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Two Things You’d Never Expect To See Under The Same Roof!

Ice Cream Parlor & Bicycle Repair

Burglar Alarms & Hot Dog Stand

Mortuary & CB Shop

Auto Sales & Tanning Booth

Barber Shop & Chicken Farm

Bowling Alley & French Bakery

Transmission Repair & Pedicures

Hot Donuts & Cold Storage

Taxidermy & Petting Zoo

Roofing & Marriage Counseling

Day Care & Optometry

Palm Reading & Pet Detective

Service Station & Office Supplies

Recording Studio & Crop Dusting

Auto Parts & Dating Service

Financial Advisory & Bait Shop

Furniture Upholstering & Valet Parking Service

Slaughter House & Florist

Concrete Finishing & Dog Grooming

Drywall Service & Tax Preparation

Tractor Tires & TV Repair

Driver’s Ed & Firecrackers

Dentistry & Stump Grinding

Bar-BQ & Shoe Repair

Chimney Repair & Ski Instruction

Welling Digging & Wig Shop

Building Demolition & Hearing Aids

Lawn Care & Diaper Service

Gun Repair & Wedding Announcements

Wedding Photography & Radiator Repair

Accounting & Dog Walking Service

Tattoo Parlor & Divorce Mediation

Auto Detailing & Tuxedo Rentals

Laundry Service & Pest Control

Blacksmithing & Banjo Repair

Estate Planning & Fish Market

Notary Service & Welding Shop

Malt Shop & Fitness Center

Carpet Laying & Web Hosting

Auto Painting & Paralegal Service

Travel Agency & Bail Bonds

Motel & Wig Shop

Real Estate & Alterations

Beauty Shop & Carburetor Repair

Deli & Dog Kennel

Graphic Design & Fresh Farm Eggs

Fresh Vegetables & Septic Service

Pizza & Acupuncture

Wedding Chapel & Wrecker Service

Apostolics & Immodest Apparel

Written by Martyn Ballestero

November 16, 2013 at 12:57 am

Posted in Christian Living, Immodesty

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They’re Everywhere!!

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They’re Everywhere!!

They never used to be seen in Pentecostal Churches, but they are now. If they were ever seen in church in the old days, an embarrassed apology was made. But not any more!

Now, they come to many church and do not mind being obvious about showing up. They seem to enjoy the attention they attract, too.

Some of the time they come to church and no one notices them when they walk in, after they finally sit down. Then it’s like, they say Boo! and get your attention. They sure know how to catch folks off guard.

How times have changed!

I remember them never being seen in church anywhere years ago. But now, they’ve evidently got religion and so they come to almost every service.

In the old days, someone would try to help them hide from if they came, and make sure they stayed out of sight, but no effort is being made anymore. They seem to enjoy being seen in church. More and more of the folks are becoming comfortable around them.

Now, they come to our General Conferences, Camp Meetings, Rallies and especially Sunday Morning Services. They love to be seen and enjoy the attention and the limelight found even on the platform.

Actually, the few that are unhappy to see them in church any more… now just turn their heads and try to ignore them. Like an ostrich with it’s head in the sand.

It used to be a problem when they showed up anywhere, especially church. But now, they’ve even come to church with some preacher’s wives and daughters. Go figure.

What am I talking about?

I’m talking about Knees.


They’re Everywhere!!

They’re Seen Everywhere In Church Nowadays. Why?

Written by Martyn Ballestero

April 9, 2013 at 9:39 pm

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